Puppy Prophecies: Issue 3

Aries (March 21 - April 19) – The Bold Barker

Get ready to zoom! This week brings a burst of energy, and you’ll be on a mission to chase every squirrel and find every hidden toy. Keep that curiosity up but be mindful—your humans may not appreciate a midnight bark fest!

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) – The Couch Connoisseur

It’s all about the good life for you, Taurus! Treats, belly rubs, and your favorite nap spot will be calling. This is a great time to practice patience, especially if the treats are hiding. Keep a paw on your comfort, but maybe try a new spot for a change!

Gemini (May 21 - June 20) – The Social Sniffer

New friends, new scents! This week brings a chance to meet new dogs and humans, so be ready for some sniffs and wagging tails. Use your charm wisely, Gemini—fetch some extra treats with that dazzling bark of yours!

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) – The Cozy Companion

Home is where the heart is, Cancer. Your humans may notice you’re extra snuggly, and that’s perfectly okay! It’s a good week to stick close, let out some gentle “I’m here for you” woofs, and claim your favorite human’s lap.

Leo (July 23 - August 22) – The Show Stopper

All eyes are on you, Leo! This week you’ll be shining bright and loving every moment of it. Embrace the attention but remember to let your packmates get a little spotlight too. After all, sharing the love gets you even more of it!

Virgo (August 23 - September 22) – The Neat Paw

Organized vibes are in the air, Virgo. You’ll be helping by keeping all your toys exactly where they belong (or at least in your preferred spots). Make sure your humans are keeping up with your routine—consistency is key!

Libra (September 23 - October 22) – The Playful Pooch

The more, the merrier! You’re all about harmony this week, Libra, so you might find yourself breaking up squabbles or inviting everyone into playtime. Keep an eye out for shy pups who might just need your friendly nudge!

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) – The Mysterious Mutt

You’re on a mission, Scorpio! You might dig up a long-lost bone or discover something new in the backyard. Be careful not to chew on secrets (like your human’s favorite slipper). A little mystery suits you, but remember to stay out of trouble!

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) – The Adventurous Tail

New trails, new thrills! You’re ready to explore everything this week, Sagittarius. Be sure to keep your nose down and stay safe, but don’t be surprised if you find a few extra surprises on your walks!

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) – The Focused Fetcher

It’s goal time, Capricorn! You’re determined and focused, whether it’s learning a new trick or mastering the art of “fetch.” Your humans will be impressed with your drive, but remember to reward yourself with a good nap.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) – The Free Spirit

Time for some paws-on creativity, Aquarius! You might surprise your humans with a quirky new bark or an unusual way of carrying your toys. Keep things fresh and fun, and maybe even teach your human a new game!

Pisces (February 19 - March 20) – The Dreamy Dog

You’re floating through this week in a happy, daydreamy daze, Pisces. Naps will be top of mind, and you may even dream up some new “tricks” for getting treats. Stay soft and sweet, and let yourself be spoiled!