Puppy Prophecies: Issue 15

🌟 Puppy Prophecies: April Edition 🌟

Theme: Fresh Sniffs, New Tricks, and Springtime Shenanigans

♈ Aries (March 21 - April 19)
It’s your birthday season, Aries pup, and you’re absolutely thriving. April is all about action, adventure, and probably getting a little too excited on leash (again). Your energy is magnetic—just remember that not every puddle needs to be jumped in. Unless it does.

♉ Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You’re living your best life this month, Taurus—sunbathing, napping in freshly fluffed beds, and accepting treats like the royalty you are. April brings opportunities for some well-earned luxury. Just don’t get too stubborn when your human suggests a new walking route.

♊ Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini pup, your brain is firing on all cylinders! New toys, new friends, and new tricks? Yes, please. You’re the life of the spring picnic, but try not to chase every butterfly you see—you’ll wear yourself out before brunch.

♋ Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Sensitive Cancer, spring has your emotional tail wagging. April invites you to deepen your bonds—extra cuddles, soulful gazes, and quiet moments on the porch. You’re the emotional support superstar this season, so lean into those cozy vibes.

♌ Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, you were born to shine, and April is your stage. Whether it’s a fancy new collar or perfecting your runway strut on your daily walks, the world is watching—and you love it. Just remember to give your humans a turn in the spotlight too (they try so hard).

♍ Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You’ve got spring cleaning energy, Virgo pup. Whether it’s organizing your toy pile (again) or supervising your human’s chores, you’re on a mission. April is a great time to sharpen your skills—perfect that “leave it” and impress the whole block.

♎ Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Ah, Libra. April’s warm air brings out your inner flirt. You’re charming every dog at the park and wooing humans left and right. Just make sure you’re not spreading yourself too thin—you need quiet snuggles to recharge that flirty tail wag.

♏ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You’re in stealth mode this April, Scorpio. Your mission? Sniff out all the secrets: who’s been in your yard, where the treats are hidden, and what the cat is really up to. Just don’t let your obsession with mystery distract you from playtime—it’s spring, after all!

♐ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You’ve got spring fever, Sag pup! The open road, a new trail, or just an unlocked gate are all calling your name. April brings big adventure energy, so grab your leash (or maybe carry it in your mouth) and take your humans somewhere fun.

♑ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, you’ve got serious goals this month. You’re not just fetching—you’re executing a plan. Use April’s clear skies to level up your training game. Bonus: impress your humans and secure more cookies. Win-win.

♒ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Your quirky brilliance is blooming this month, Aquarius. You’re inventing new ways to play with old toys, finding joy in the unexpected, and confusing your humans just enough to keep them on their toes. Embrace the weird. Spring loves a wildflower like you.

♓ Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces pup, April has you in full daydream mode. Whether it’s chasing dandelions or napping in sunbeams, you’re living in a soft-focus world. Let your gentle energy soothe those around you—but don’t sleep through the next big adventure!

🐾 Gizzy’s Cosmic Tip:

Spring is the season of new beginnings—so try a new trick, explore a new place, or chase a new dream (or tail)! And remember: mud washes off, but regrets stick to your paws. So go play. Hard.