Puppy Prophecies: Issue 12

Puppy Prophecies: March 16 - March 22

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Patience isn’t exactly your strong suit, Aries pup, but this week calls for a little extra self-control. Whether it’s waiting for dinner or resisting the urge to bolt after that squirrel, take a deep breath. Your moment to shine is coming—just hold tight!

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, you’re all about the finer things in life—cozy naps, delicious snacks, and belly rubs on demand. This week, make sure you return the favor and give your humans a little extra love (they also enjoy head pats, apparently).

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You’re feeling extra playful this week, Gemini! Whether it’s instigating a game of chase or zooming through the house at top speed, your energy is contagious. Just remember—some humans don’t appreciate a 3 AM party.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Your emotional radar is on high alert, Cancer pup. If your human needs a cuddle, you will be there. If they need a good laugh, well… time to pull out your goofiest moves. You’re the ultimate comfort dog this week.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, you’re always fabulous, but this week? You’re on another level. Whether it’s prancing around like royalty or striking the perfect pose, you know you’re a star. Work that charm, but don’t forget to share the spotlight with your friends!

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
This week is all about precision, Virgo. Whether it’s nailing that perfect heel position or keeping your toys arranged just so, your attention to detail is next-level. Keep up the good work—but maybe let loose and have a little fun too!

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Decisions, decisions, Libra… Do you want the chew bone or the squeaky toy? The couch or the dog bed? This week, your biggest challenge is making up your mind. Good luck, because we all know you’ll change it again in five minutes!

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You’re on a secret mission this week, Scorpio. Whether it’s sneaking extra treats, plotting the perfect zoomie route, or deciphering the mysterious vacuum monster, you’re deep in detective mode. Just don’t get too sneaky—humans always catch on eventually!

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Adventure is calling, Sag pup! Whether it’s a long hike, a road trip, or just exploring the backyard with new enthusiasm, you’re ready to go. Just make sure your human is prepared—your energy is next level this week!

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, you’re feeling extra responsible this week. Keeping watch at the window? Guarding the treat stash? Supervising all household activities? Yep, you’re on duty. But even the best watchdogs deserve a break—schedule some you time!

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Your quirky ideas are in full swing this week, Aquarius. Carrying your leash to your human? Genius. Rolling in only the muddiest part of the yard? Innovative. Keep being your unique, hilarious self—we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You’re all about those dreamy, peaceful vibes this week, Pisces. Long naps, quiet snuggles, and deep sighs of contentment? Yes, please. Your calm energy is a gift—share it with your humans (they really need it).