Puppy Prophecies: Issue 11

 Puppy Prophecies: March 9 - March 15

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries pup, you’re bringing main character energy this week! Whether it’s leading the pack at the park or demanding extra playtime, you refuse to be ignored. Just remember—sometimes sharing the spotlight is a good thing (even if it’s hard).

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, let’s be real—you’re here for the naps and snacks. And honestly? You deserve them. This week is all about enjoying life’s simple pleasures, like a warm sunbeam and a perfectly timed belly rub.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Decisions, decisions, Gemini… Play tug or chase the ball? Nap on the couch or the dog bed? You’re feeling extra indecisive this week, but don’t worry—whatever you choose, you’ll still look adorable doing it.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, you’re in full-on emotional sponge mode this week. If your humans are stressed, you’re right there with them. But don’t forget—your job is to lighten their mood! Wag that tail and remind them what unconditional love looks like.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Oh, Leo. You know you’re the star of the show, and this week is no exception. Whether it’s a dramatic entrance into the room or insisting on the best seat in the house, you’re making sure everyone knows who’s in charge (hint: it’s you).

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, you’ve got goals this week. Maybe it’s finally catching that tail, or getting your human to stick to your preferred feeding schedule (yes, they’re late again). Whatever it is, you’re determined to see it through.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, you’re feeling extra charming this week. Every guest? Your new best friend. Every dog? A potential playmate. Your social skills are unmatched—just don’t forget about your #1 fan (your human, obviously).

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, you are on a mission this week. Whether it’s uncovering a hidden stash of treats or figuring out exactly where your human keeps the good stuff, nothing will stop you. Just… try not to get too sneaky.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sag pup, you’re craving excitement! This is the perfect week for a new adventure—whether it’s a new trail, a new toy, or a new trick. Just remember: the best journeys are the ones you share with your favorite humans.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, you’re taking your responsibilities very seriously this week. Whether it’s guarding the house, keeping the squirrels in check, or making sure your human follows their routine, you’re on it. Job well done!

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, your quirky side is in full force. You’re marching to the beat of your own drum (or, more likely, barking at something only you can see). Keep being delightfully unpredictable—your humans wouldn’t have it any other way.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, your imagination is running wild this week. Are you a brave explorer? A royal pup? The world’s best cuddle champion? Whatever you decide, lean into it. Your dreams are as big as your heart!