Puppy Prophecies: Issue 10

Puppy Prophecies: March 2 - March 8

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries pup, you’re bursting with energy this week! Whether it’s zoomies around the yard or leading the charge at the dog park, you’re all about action. Just don’t forget—charging full speed ahead indoors might not be the best idea. (Sorry about that lamp!)

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, your favorite pastime this week? Snacking. Every meal, every treat, every crumb that hits the floor—it’s all yours. But balance, dear pup! A nice walk or play session will make those extra treats even more rewarding.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Your social calendar is packed, Gemini! From greeting every dog on your walk to convincing the neighbor’s cat to be your bestie, you’re in full-on networking mode. Just don’t get too distracted—your human still expects you to listen when they call!

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer pup, you’re feeling extra cuddly this week. Whether it’s curling up next to your human or gently resting your head on their lap, you’re all about emotional support. (And yes, giving those puppy eyes will get you extra belly rubs!)

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, you are radiating confidence. Strut into that room like you own it—because let’s be honest, you do. Whether it’s showing off a trick or just looking extra fabulous, all eyes are on you this week.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, your detail-oriented brain is working overtime. You know exactly when dinner should be served, and if it’s late by even a minute, you will alert the household. Organization is your thing—just maybe don’t rearrange your human’s shoes?

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You just love a good cuddle pile this week, Libra! Whether it’s snuggling up with your human or finding the fluffiest dog at the park to lean against, companionship is your theme. Bonus points if you can charm your way onto the couch!

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, you’ve got plans this week. Maybe it’s mastering the art of sneaky treat-stealing or uncovering that hidden toy stash. Whatever it is, you’re determined—and probably three steps ahead of your human at all times.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Adventure awaits, Sag pup! You’re itching to explore, whether it’s a new hiking trail or just the other side of the fence. Just don’t forget to bring your human along—they really don’t like when you go solo.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, you’re all about discipline and goals this week. Whether it’s perfecting your sit-stay or finally learning not to bark at the mail carrier (well… trying not to), you’re taking training seriously. Keep up the good work!

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Your unique and quirky self is in full force, Aquarius! Whether it’s your signature head tilt or your habit of sleeping in weird positions, you keep everyone entertained. Keep being your wonderfully weird self!

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Dreamy Pisces, you’re in your feelings this week. Whether it’s gazing out the window like a poet or sighing dramatically when your human leaves, you’re feeling all the emotions. Don’t worry—snuggles are coming your way!